Quotations About Women
... by Women

“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.”

—Cora Harvey Armstrong

“Whoever thought up the word mammogram?
Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.”

—Jan King

“Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.”

—Lily Tomlin

“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.”

—Carrie Snow

“Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.”

—Laurie Kuslansky

“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”

—Erma Bombeck

“A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.”

—Rhonda Hansome

“The phrase working mother is redundant.”

—Jane Sellman

“Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.”

—Jennifer Unlimited

“Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”

—Charlotte Whitton

“Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ”

—Caryn Leschen

“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.”

—Jennifer Unlimited

“If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.”

—Catherine Aird

“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.”

—Dolly Parton

“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”

—Erica Jong

“If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.”

—Sue Grafton

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.”

—Roseanne Barr

“I think—therefore I'm single.”

—Lizz Winstead

“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.”

—Elayne Boosler

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”

—Maryon Pearson

“In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man—if you want anything done, ask a woman.”

—Margaret Thatcher

“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”

—Gloria Steinem

“I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.”

—Marie Corelli

“If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?”

—Linda Ellerbee

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

—Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.”

—Eleanor Roosevelt

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