9 Words Women Use
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Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they re right and you ned to shut up.
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Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five min tues is only five min tues if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something—and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usual end in fine.
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Go Ahead: This is a dare—not permission. Don't do it!
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Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sign means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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Thanks: A woman is thanking you—do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (That is true unless she says, "thanks a lot!" That is PURE sarcasm and she is not thinking you at all. Do NOT say, "you're welcome"—that will result in a whatever.
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Whatever: A woman's way of saying screw you!
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Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
Forward this page to all the men you know to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Forward this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh because they know it is true.
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