You Might Be an Innkeeper If . . .
page 2You might be an innkeeper if . . .
you know each restaurant's phone number by heart and can give directions to any place within a 20 mile radius.
—Janet Buck, Dr. Dodson House Bed & Breakfast, St. Michaels, MDYou might be an innkeeper if . . .
you haven't installed a full roll of toilet paper in your personal bathroom in years because you're using up those 1/3 to ½ rolls.
—Janet Buck, Dr. Dodson House Bed & Breakfast, St. Michaels, MDyou might be an innkeeper if . . .
Even on days that you absolutely hate your job you can't quit because you're the boss, and besides . . . tomorrow you'll love that job again.
—Janet Buck, Dr. Dodson House Bed & Breakfast, St. Michaels, MDYou might be an innkeeper if . . .
you can gauge your occupancy rates by whether or not you're using a new roll of toilet paper.
—Laura E. Dalton, Victorian Gardens Bed & Breakfast, West Plains, MOYou might be an innkeeper if . . .
you strip the bed and change the sheets when your spouse gets up to go to the bathroom
—Juanita Gordon, Gordon's 1841 House Bed & Breakfast, Beverly, MAYou might be an innkeeper if . . .
you are out shopping and you suddenly realize you are still wearing your apron.
—Ellen Gutman Chenaux, Birchwood Inn, Lenox, MAYou might be an innkeeper if . . .
you buy sheets and towels by the dozen.
—Ellen Gutman Chenaux, Birchwood Inn, Lenox, MAYou might be an innkeeper if . . .
you can't read a recipe without wondering how it would taste for breakfast
—Main Street Inn Bed & Breakfast, St. Genevieve, MOYou might be an innkeeper if . . .
when you leave to go shopping you realize the inn's cordless phone is still attached to your belt loop—and you feel naked after you take the phone inside to the staff.
—Joyce Schulte, Chambered Nautilus Bed & Breakfast, Seattle, WAYou might be an innkeeper if . . .
if you are staying at a hotel, motel or bed and breakfast and you fix a stuck drawer or leaky faucet.
—Janet Loewenstein, The Stone Lion Inn of Cape Code, Wellfleet, MA
